Hangover (I need a life)

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Be a wannabe

As the need for some rest and relaxation has hit its critical point, there is simply nothing that beats sitting in front of the idiot box and just staring away at the first channel that strikes your fancy. With the myriad of channels to choose from thanks to the convenience provided by the friendly neighborhood cable guy, the idiot box has brought a world of apathy to everyday life.

Consider the advantages of just staring at the tube for hours on end, you instantly reduce the tension and throbbing sensation in your temple, reducing your brain into mush, ready to absorb even the most absurd concepts you will find onscreen such as tone deaf idiots who try to please four strangers who, in their efforts to revive their washed up careers, try to act like experts when it comes to identifying star quality. Never again will you be able to do anything constructive in the next few hours!

But the best feature that this innovative invention of the modern times has brought us is most probably our desire to be someone of importance without even trying, better known as being a wannabe. Being a wannabe has its distinct advantages in that it robs us of the stress that the universe has chosen to unload on your person and instills in us an unfounded belief that we are cut out for something more than we deserve. This naivete has not only given us a one way ticket to idiocy, but has also reinforced our childhood fantasy of being as significant as Big Bird. So get ready to bum out in the living room and crazy glue that remote to the palm of your hand and during the commercial break, daydream about your star on the rise as you are transformed into a true wannabe.